Zhang Yiping laughed again. "Now I know what the older generation often says,’ I’ve never eaten pork and I’ve seen pigs walk’, and it’s good to watch pigs walk alone."
Hua Dahai swelled his neck and said, "If the colonel doesn’t believe me, I’ll give you a shot."
"Well, I’ll see if your cannon will be louder than your Liu Dapao," Zhang Yiping said.
Hua Dahai stopped talking and bent down to dig faster with a shovel.
Chapter 113 Shelling the Elysee Palace
Liu Yihu has taken several officers here to measure coordinates with various optical instruments. Zhang Yiping knows a little about guns, so he leaned over to see how they got it, but Liu Yihu was secretive as if he was afraid that Zhang Yiping would steal his teacher. Zhang Yiping said discontentedly, "Liu Dapao, you learned my marksmanship and I taught you marksmanship. Don’t you even want to take a look at your gun method now?"
Liu Yihu shan shan said "no! Colonel, I’m embarrassed to make a fool of myself in front of the colonel, not to keep it a secret from him. "
Zhang Yiping saw at a glance that several officers were fiddling with optical instruments such as sights and goniometers. He was not excited about these ancient things. He turned away and muttered, "Are these sights and goniometers? Is there anyone I can’t see? "
Liu Yihu hurriedly please asked "colonel! Where are we going to hit when we test the gun? I suggest that the first shot should be fired by the head of the adult personally. "
"Sex is not the foundation stone. Why should we have any ceremony to invite the leaders to cut the ribbon? Liu Dapao, we don’t like this in the army! "
"But it’s not bad to have a shot!" Zhang Yiping pointed to the gray roof of the Elysee Palace and said, "I want to hit the oak room with a big garden next to it, which is the French presidential palace-Elysee Palace."
Liu Yihu stunned Ba for a long time before saying, "Oh, my God, that’s the French presidential palace! It’s less than two kilometers so close! Even a 37 mm 1916 infantry gun can be hit, not to mention a 75 mm mountain gun with a range of kilometers. "
"I’m going to do a good job of calculating this. I’ll try to hit it with one gun and hit it. I’ll get revenge on Lafayette and Xianfeng!" Liu Yihu was a little incoherent with excitement.
"Depend! Revenge is revenge. What’s the matter with Cixi, an old witch, and Xianfeng, a consumption ghost? " Zhang Yiping Road
Soon everything was ready. Hua Dahai’s gun position pulled a gun rope and said to Zhang Yiping, "The head of the regiment will shoot out as soon as he pulls this rope gun."
Liu Yihu, however, shouted, "Hua Dahai, of course, let the head of the regiment personally fight this first shot!"
China Sea has the discretion to make him work so hard, but it is also to please Zhang Yiping and show himself before Zhang Yiping.
Liu Yihu recalibrated it and said, "The head of the regiment was not wrong. This shot has a chance to hit the Elysee Palace."
Zhang Yiping jumped in front of the gun emplacement and laughed. "Don’t be nervous. You can’t do it with one shot. When the Elysee Palace comes slowly, you can fight as you want."
Zhang Yiping said in his mouth, but his hand was not slow. He opened his mouth with a jerk and pulled the gun rope. He heard a loud bang, and the tail of the gun squeezed out a trace of smoke. A shell had been blaster out of the muzzle and shot an orange flame.
Zhang Yiping’s ears buzzed, but he didn’t care much. He jumped to see that the shell had landed and exploded violently, and a column of smoke rose.
Unfortunately, however, the shells did not hit the roof of the Elysee Palace, but fell on the lawn behind it.
Zhang Yiping still shouted "Yeah!" Feel great
However, Liu Yihu and Hua Dahai were very unhappy and lost. Hua Dahai said, "This is a test shot, but it is not a shot. It will definitely hit the French Palace. I am sorry for my grandparents, Lafayette and Xianfeng!" …,
Zhang Yiping discontentedly cried, "I said no to the old hag Cixi and the consumption ghost Xianfeng! You have to fight them. Well, I respect your feelings. You can fight yourself. I won’t fight! "
If Zhang Yiping, the old hag of Cixi, would rather not have sex from now on.
Hua Dahai adjusted the angle to push the cannon into the chamber, and pulled the cannon rope to roar out again, but the landing point was not much better than that just now, and it was about ten meters closer to the target.
Hua Dahai shouted in dismay, "One more shot!"
These two shots once again shocked the whole square in front of the Sacred Heart Hall in Paris. It can be seen that Paris is no longer quiet and has become panicked. Street sirens blare and people run around in panic. This panic is like a disease. The naked eye can see the speed and radiate around!
Zhang Yiping wants this effect.
The French were too calm, and the China people occupied the train, and they didn’t show the slightest regard for the China people, which made Zhang Yiping very angry.
Zhang Yiping said to Liu Yihu, "It doesn’t matter if you hit him more than a dozen times a day. Just stick to it. I don’t believe they are still calm."
"The French are so rude. Our mountain is set up. They are ready to play a big meal, but they don’t come to eat. Do you think it’s rude? Do you think we should have sex with them?"
"It’s too light to give him dozens of guns every day!" Zhang Chang, Liu Dapao, Hua Dahai and others all said in unison.
Zhang Yiping said, "If they don’t attack or pay attention to our words, we will beat them to attack."
"Be good to the French. If they attack us, we won’t have sex. We’ll treat you to a bomb dinner!" Liu Yihu made a coax child sample laughed
It is his clumsy performance that makes people not funny at all.
"Why don’t idiots fight and play more than a dozen guns!" Zhang Yiping Road
"Isn’t the Frenchman very depressed that he won’t call?" Liu Yihu said that he thought that even he felt a little depressed after hearing this, not to mention being French. It seems that he must not offend the colonel or he will be depressed to death sooner or later.